המפשעות

המפשעות

(Hamifsaot / The Crotches)

Zara Zrura

What a heat! What a hot air and dust! And what a hot man!  - Anna was thinking to herself. The sky was blue and filthy. It was horny as hell. Her lustful fingers wanted to touch everything just to feel how dirty it was. She was looking at the man by her side. She wanted to eat him alive. Anna wanted to start with his legs. She wanted to lick them and then just to swallow those beautiful legs. Just like Almodovar’s movie you know. Then she looked at his fingers. Oh! She wanted those fingers in her! They just had to feel her horny insides! She looked at the sky again. – Oh, I want to love and feel and touch and…

Tel Aviv was waiting for them. They were riding in a sport car and the man kept silent. She wanted him so badly. Anna looked at his crotch… And that was it. It was a beginning of a never-ending love and porn story. Looking at his crotch hidden behind sweaty blue jeans was like poetry. Anna suddenly realized that she was a poet and that crotch beauty was to be described and shown to this world. The world was missing that crotch.

The man made music louder. That magical garage lo-fi stuff was awesome. The band was called המפשעות which meant the crotches. And suddenly Anna made a decision. She told the man to pull over. Anna grabbed his crotch and told him to sing like a real garage vocalist while she would be doing her thing. And so it happened. And the sky was happy. And the sand around became hotter than ever. And the sun smiled. Yes. Tel Aviv dirty punk bands are like that. Love them!

Fdsch!

Links:

Bandcamp: https://hamifsaot.bandcamp.com/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/hamifsaot